baethief:

In terms of lubricant…


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wee-beygels:

The only thing I’ve learned in biology this year is that the female reproductive system bears a striking resemblance to Turnip Head from Howl’s Moving Castle.

My brother is 100000000x cooler than yours: Sex Ed Edition


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theofficesupplies:

“So my question is…don’t you hate her? I’d just imagine that you are so angry at her that you would hate her.” “Well, maybe sometimes. But not like hate, hate. More just like ‘Mom, I hate you!’ and then…she would say ‘go to your room, young lady.” And I’d stamp my foot and run upstairs. And I’d have a room, which would be really cool. Then, we’d just have dinner together. But I don’t know, I’d have to meet her!” 


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Song of the Day 5.20.13

I can’t say I fought for kids like you in the war
I fought for kids like the kids I thought you’d be.
That’s who I was fighting for.




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Easy Paul…

Easy Paul…

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tiefighters: Homeless Veteran Stormtroopers Image by Patrice Portugais

tiefighters:

Homeless Veteran Stormtroopers

Image by Patrice Portugais


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malformalady: Tortoise-lover Katie Bradley started crocheting the outfits for her seven pet tortoises as a family joke. But after posting pictures of the cozy outfits on her tortoise blog, she was soon inundated with requests to make them for tortoises around the globe. Purchase her wares here

malformalady:

Tortoise-lover Katie Bradley started crocheting the outfits for her seven pet tortoises as a family joke. But after posting pictures of the cozy outfits on her tortoise blog, she was soon inundated with requests to make them for tortoises around the globe.

Purchase her wares here


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